Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
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“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...