No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...