Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...