Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.