The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...