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What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...