What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...