Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...