Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...