A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.