A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
English to Chinese Translation!
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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...