Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...