A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...