Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...