The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...