I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...