When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...