Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...