This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...