Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...