You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...