Oval office
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One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
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Giving Cats Pills
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Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Do you already have a child?
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Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Definitions of Children
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