Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
If Sony ran Christmas…
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No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
trapped in a bog
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