Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...