Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...