What do people do for fun on Halloween?
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Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
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Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
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Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
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A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
A man is driving down the freeway…
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