How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...