2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...