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Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
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Why it’s great to be a man!
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Stupid Insults 28/31
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An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
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One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
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