Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...