Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...