The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...