What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
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This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...