A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...