Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...