Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...