Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...