Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...