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“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
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Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
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Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
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A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
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A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...