The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...