Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...