I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...