Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...