Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...