Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...