Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...