To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”