There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...