Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...