An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....