Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...