Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...