Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...