FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...