Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...