Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...