What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...