The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...