Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...