Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...