What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....