Food for Thought
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Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Celtic Mortality
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The new car.
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Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...